Then finally, I kicked off my shoes. I made my way to the kitchen. I scooped out a serving of green bean casserole. I poured out a serving of tortilla soup. I microwaved. I added a delicious dose of sour cream and tortilla chips. I went back to our bedroom suite, two bowls in hand. I sat down on the loveseat. I stretched out my legs. I held my bowl of green bean casserole in one hand and with a spoon in the other hand, prepared my first tasty bite. Out came the involuntary sigh of blissful relaxation.
"YEOWWW!!!!" Pain shot through my big toe! Something had me! I looked down.
My son, on hands and knees, mouth open, looked at me in complete bewilderment.
Finally, it sank in.
"He bit me!" I exclaimed in complete surprise.
I immediately chastised him to which he responded with sobs, completely confused as to what he had done wrong.
It's okay. This time you get a free pass. You don't yet understand that you have the ability to hurt other people and what that feels like. But you're learning. Just know that I don't take kindly to being bitten. :)=
{Vampire smiley courtesy of a friend...you know who you are :)= }
Oklahoma has a "one free bite" rule that applies to dogs. Perhaps it extends to babies too!
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! I had completely forgotten about that! You should have seen the look on his face: he was completely bewildered by my reaction. Like it's normal to bite toes.
ReplyDeleteWell he bites his own toes and it's fine. What's your problem? ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat's true!
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